Saturday, April 7, 2012

Where you can find Piper most nights before bed...

She learned this from Hero. I'm pretty sure the lesson went something like this: "When they start toward you, you gotta move quick. Get someplace where they have to come in to get you, and then look mean as all get out when they try for the reach. Growl. Bare your teeth. Nine times out of ten they'll just give up and leave you alone, and sometimes you even get bribed with a treat. Occasionally, if the situation warrants it, you might have to draw a little blood just to keep the fear factor alive...

And the first rule of Herodom - never, never, never ever let them steal your toys."

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