No on-command performances in her contract

Today at daycare Connie thought she heard the kids spitting, so she called out, "No spitting, guys!" They quickly rushed to set the record straight: it was PIPER!!! A chorus of denial rang up. "PIPER did it! PIPER did it!" Turns out she was blowing raspberries so loudly that Connie thought the munchkins were breaking rules and hurling saliva around the basement. That's our girl!

Naturally we tried to recreate this scenario at home, but Piper doesn't do raspberries just because you want to hear one. She has to be in the mood.